Hi, my name is Ellen Harvey. Welcome to 4-D Studios.

A few things you'll probably want to know about -- first of all, I'm sure you've already met your agent. 4-D Studios would like to point out that it is not a mediator for your agent's salaries, nor does it particularly care whether you have anything left after your agent fees, so don't bother the Director with that, okay? Thanks.

Secondly, try not to get any papparazzi on you. I don't think they bathe, and I suspect some of them are hiding in our dumpster again. Especially Glib Beat -- they're persistent, they're pernacious, and they like to take pictures of people in restrooms, so stay out of the public restrooms.

Aside from that, look around, get settled in, and be prepared to show up to the casting calls -- the Director hates having to hunt people down.

Oh, and remember -- you're not your character, so try not to pretend to be your character in the Actor's Lounge. It's unprofessional and it makes you look like a goofball. And stay out of the Agent's Club. They have cell phones for a reason, after all.

Anyhow, welcome to 4-D Studios, and we hope you have a long and fulfilling career with us!